#blonde

I try to bring my mascara everywhere because I'm a blonde and you know blondes have really light eyelashes, you always wanna put more and more on 'til they look like spiders, that's just what I do. ↗

— Julianne Hough

#because #blonde #blondes #bring #everywhere

It's great to be a blonde. With low expectations it's very easy to surprise people. ↗

— Pamela Anderson

#easy #expectations #great #low #low expectations

I dyed my hair blonde when I was 14. My mom was not happy. But I love being blonde. ↗

— Rita Ora

#blonde #dyed #hair #happy #i

I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb... and I also know that I'm not blonde. ↗

— Dolly Parton

#also #because #blonde #dumb #i

I was a punk rocker when I was a teenager. I wanted to look like Nancy Spungen. I had dyed blonde hair and lots of piercings. ↗

— Noomi Rapace

#blonde hair #dyed #had #hair #i

People keep asking me if I am having more fun, being blonde, but I always have fun! Whether I'm blonde, redhead, or brunette! I always have fun. ↗

— Kelly Clarkson

#am #asking #being #blonde #brunette

I was in love with a beautiful blonde once. She drove me to drink. That's the one thing I'm indebted to her for. ↗

— Otis Criblecoblis

#blonde #drink #drove #her #i

Picasso had his pink period and his blue period. I am in my blonde period right now. ↗

— Hugh Hefner

#blonde #blue #had #his #i

Since I have fair skin, I have to stay out of the sun. I can't stand the sun. I dyed my hair red for a while during the 1990s but I'm actually a natural blonde. ↗

— Nicole Kidman

#blonde #during #dyed #fair #hair

Hey, do you know what you call a blond with a brain?" I asked, and the continued on the same breath, "a golden retriever." I've heard that one, too," she said, no longer smiling. I'll keep trying." I promised. ↗

— Stephenie Meyer

#humor