#bout

You know the good part about all those executions in Texas? Fewer Texans. ↗

— George Carlin

#executions #fewer #good #know #part

I'm not concerned about all hell breaking loose, but that a PART of hell will break loose... it'll be much harder to detect. ↗

— George Carlin

#break #breaking #concerned #detect #harder

I was up late last night yapping about the elections on CNN and up early this morning doing the same thing in my daughter's kindergarten class. ↗

— Tucker Carlson

#class #cnn #daughter #doing #early

The two things I was positive about in life were that I was going to be a teacher at a boarding school or an operative with the CIA posted abroad. I could write a book about all the things I was sure about. ↗

— Tucker Carlson

#abroad #boarding #boarding school #book #cia

To be a feminist, you could cut your hair really short. You have to be really angry about something. ↗

— Tucker Carlson

#angry #could #cut #feminist #hair

To pick up the paper and read about yourself getting slammed, that doesn't start your day off right. ↗

— Steve Carlton

#day #getting #off #paper #pick

And it's sad because it's like a surprise to people - almost an anomaly - when artists are actually refined and trained on an instrument. That's the last thing people think about. ↗

— Vanessa Carlton

#actually #almost #anomaly #artists #because

I have about two or three people, we don't have an office, we don't even have a dedicated phone line. We do it out of our own homes, and we make it work. ↗

— John Zorn

#dedicated #even #homes #i #line

The worst thing that can happen in a democracy - as well as in an individual's life - is to become cynical about the future and lose hope. ↗

— Hillary Clinton

#become #cynical #democracy #future #happen

Black power can be clearly defined for those who do not attach the fears of white America to their questions about it. ↗

— Stokely Carmichael

#america #attach #black #clearly #defined