#bro

Hooking on scuba gear and blindly diving into zombie-infested water is a wonderful way to mix the two childhood terrors of being eaten and drowning. ↗

— Max Brooks

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#the-zombie-survival-guide #zombies

I can smell the sex coming off you right now. I could take you down on this sidewalk and be up that skirt of yours in a heartbeat. And you wouldn't fight me, would you?" "Now, we can be civilized and wait until we get home. Or we can get down to it right here. Either way, I'm dying to come inside of you again, and you're not going to say no." - Wrath to Beth ↗

— J.R. Ward

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#black-dagger-brotherhood #dark-lover #j-r-ward #wrath #civilization

You are a manipulator. I like to think of myself more as an outcome engineer. ↗

— J.R. Ward

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#comedy #dark #euphemism #label #manipulation