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When we don’t put the brakes on our self-absorption, we have nothing stopping us from total self-destruction. We become the fruits of our actions.


Zeena Schreck


#egocentricity #hubris #karma #karmic-effects #self-absorption

Minds that have withered into psychosis are far more terrifying than any character of fiction.


Christian Baloga


#bipolar #character #christian-baloga #crazy #emotional

Your self-esteem is a notch below Kafka.


Woody Allen


#cockroaches #self-esteem #absurd

He almost danced to the fridge, found the three least hairy things in it, put them on a plate and watched them intently for two minutes. Since they made no attempt to move within that time he called them breakfast and ate them. Between them they killed a virulent space disease he'd picked up without knowing it in the Flargathon Gas Swamps a few days earlier, which otherwise would have killed off half the population of the Western Hemisphere, blinded the other half, and driven everyone else psychotic and sterile, so the Earth was lucky there.


Douglas Adams


#absurd

Asked about the fact that Apple's iTunes software for Windows computers was extremely popular, Jobs joked, 'It's like giving a glass of ice water to somebody in hell.


Walter Isaacson


#computers #itunes #mac #steve-jobs #windows

Once you’ve read too many trashy best-sellers, you begin to look for something with substance, something that attempts to define the universe.


Jessica Zafra


#books #fact #substance #truth #witty

Of whom and of what can I say: "I know that"! This heart within me I can feel, and I judge that it exists. This world I can touch, and I likewise judge that it exists. There ends all my knowledge, and the rest is construction. For if I try to seize this self of which I feel sure, if I try to define and to summarize it, it is nothing but water slipping through my fingers. I can sketch one by one all the aspects it is able to assume, all those likewise that have been attributed to it, this upbringing, this origin, this ardor or these silences, this nobility or this vileness. But aspects cannot be added up. This very heart which is mine will forever remain indefinable to me. Between the certainty I have of my existence and the content I try to give to that assurance the gap will never be filled.


Albert Camus


#existence #knowledge #nobility

One of the things Ford Prefect had always found hardest to understand about human beings was their habit of continually stating and repeating the very very obvious, as in It's a nice day, or You're very tall, or Oh dear you seem to have fallen down a thirty-foot well, are you all right? At first Ford had formed a theory to account for this strange behaviour. If human beings don't keep exercising their lips, he thought, their mouths probably seize up. After a few months' consideration and observation he abandoned this theory in favour of a new one. If they don't keep on exercising their lips, he thought, their brains start working.


Douglas Adams


#ignorance #observation

Most theists are deists most of the time, in practice if not in theory. They practice the absence of God instead of the presence of God.


Peter Kreeft


#catholicism #christianity #deism #deist #god

I have always felt that fear possesses such great power, enough to paralyze and quake an individual. Pondering this, I realized that the source of fear's power comes from within me. So, I ask myself, does that not make me the powerful one?


Richelle E. Goodrich


#anxiety #dread #fear #obstacles #power






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