#bs

When you doubt, abstain. ↗

— Ambrose Bierce

#doubt #you

A lot of times, you just don't get the jobs you want to get. ↗

— John Hawkes

#jobs #just #lot #times #want

When you are doing endurance swimming you just need to take in as many carbs as possible to put on as much weight as you can. Basically you can eat whatever you want, which can be quite fun. Everything is guilt-free. ↗

— David Walliams

#carbs #doing #eat #endurance #everything

A Constitution should be short and obscure. ↗

— Napoleon Bonaparte

#obscure #short #should

It is by now proverbial that every proverb has its opposite. For every Time is money there is a Stop and smell the roses. When someone says You never stand in the same river twice someone else has already replied There is nothing new under the sun. In the mind's arithmetic, 1 plus -1 equals 2. Truths are not quantities but scripts: Become for a moment the mind in which this is true. ↗

— James Richardson

#proverbs #truth #wisdom #equality

The higher one climbs the lonelier one is. ↗

— Mary Barnett Gilson

#higher #lonelier

A lot of people thought Steve Jobs was a CEO of Apple but he never was until he came back to Apple in 1997. ↗

— Andy Hertzfeld

#back #came #ceo #jobs #lot

I absolutely believe in assimilation. I don't believe I'm any different from straight people. My wants and needs are the same as theirs. I don't look at sexual orientation as that big of a deal. It's just an orientation. ↗

— Chastity Bono

#any #assimilation #believe #big #deal

I think doing more live stuff's made us feel a certain way about that particular point. I quite like small clubs. I don't really like playing in big clubs, and I think I'm really into the idea of a few people being together. ↗

— Sean Booth

#being #big #certain #certain way #clubs

My wife says that my tombstone will read, 'Here lies Mr.C, who used to be Mr.B.' So I think that's probably what I'll be remembered for. ↗

— Tom Bosley

#i #i think #lies #mr #probably