#bs

The other day I woke up to find my girlfriend already gone from the house, and a sticky note on the fridge that said, "I love you." "Oh my God," I thought. "Somebody's obsessed with me, and they kidnapped my girlfriend just to get closer to me. ↗

— Jarod Kintz

#god #kidnapped #love #obsession #funny

My life revolves around music and always will. I need to be a part of music and not an observer. ↗

— Rick Wakeman

#around #i #life #music #my life

Etiquette means behaving yourself a little better than is absolutely essential. ↗

— Will Cuppy

#behaving #better #essential #etiquette #little

And looking at the landslides, you saw how Gore beat Bush so substantially in California. ↗

— Mike Curb

#bush #california #gore #how #looking

I've met a lot of people who've lost their jobs and they still have a sense of humor. ↗

— Louis C. K.

#i #jobs #lost #lot #met

I have a crazy amount of different jobs, so the way I manage that is to not do more than one at a time. It's like old computers that had small memory chips, they would do something called swapping, where they would fill the memory with one task, do it and get it out. ↗

— Louis C. K.

#called #chips #computers #crazy #different

My mother was always working for a job, so I guess I was always trained that I should have multiple jobs, multiple aspirations. And I remember she had multiple aspirations, always hearing about her dreams and things she did in the past and things she wanted to do. ↗

— Puff Daddy

#always #aspirations #did #dreams #guess

The mask can be a limitation, but you just deal with it. You do get superhuman strength and pumpkin bombs and all this other stuff to express yourself with.' ↗

— Willem Dafoe

#deal #express #express yourself #get #human strength

Glorious as it had been, the city-state was obsolete. ↗

— Robert A. Dahl

#glorious #had #obsolete

We are all hungry and thirsty for concrete images. Abstract art will have been good for one thing: to restore its exact virginity to figurative art. ↗

— Salvador Dali

#abstract art #art #been #concrete #exact