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My mother always told me not to handle a buffalo by its tail, but always catch it by its horns. And I have used that lesson in everything in my life, including the Railways.


Lalu Prasad Yadav


#buffalo #catch #everything #handle #horns

I just didn't have time to deliver a Buffalo accent in a day, so I didn't even try it.


Josh Holloway


#buffalo #day #deliver #even #i

The buffalo isn't as dangerous as everyone makes him out to be. Statistics prove that in the United States more Americans are killed in automobile accidents than are killed by buffalo.


Art Buchwald


#automobile #buffalo #dangerous #everyone #him

Of course Toronto might as well be Buffalo, because we get each other's TV.


Kevin McDonald


#buffalo #course #each #get #might

My experience with Buffalo Springfield was that they did not rehearse.


Jim Messina


#did #experience #rehearse #springfield

Four men are missing; R., Sorel and two emigrants. They set out this morning after buffalo, and have not yet made their appearance; whether killed or lost, we cannot tell.


Francis Parkman


#appearance #buffalo #cannot #emigrants #four

It appears from Mr. Smith's account that there is no scarcity of buffalo as he penetrated the country.


William Henry Ashley


#appears #buffalo #country #mr #penetrated

People in the West like to shoot things. When they first got to the West they shot buffalo. Once there were 70 million buffalo on the plains and then the people of the West started blasting away at them. Buffalo are just cows with big heads. If you've ever looked a cow in the face and seen the unutterable depths of trust and stupidity that lie within, you will be able to guess how difficult it must have been for people in the West to track down buffalo and shoot them to pieces. By 1895, there were only 800 buffalo left, mostly in zoos and touring Wild West shows. With no buffalo left to kill, Westerners started shooting Indians. Between 1850 and 1890 they reduced the number of Indians in America from two million to 90,000. Nowadays, thank goodness, both have made a recovery. Today there are 30,000 buffalo and 300,000 Indiands, and of course you are not allowed to shoot either, so all the Westerners have left to shoot at are road signs and each other, both of which they do rather a lot. There you have a capsule history of the West.


Bill Bryson


#buffalo #indians #the-west #wild-west #recovery

I wanted to pay tribute to my musical influences: Buffalo Springfield, Lightfoot, the Beatles, the Hollies.


Dan Fogelberg


#buffalo #hollies #i #influences #musical

Few Indians only had breech cloths, most being wrapped in buffalo robes, otherwise quite naked.


Zebulon Pike


#buffalo #few #had #indians #most






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