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The worst thing is always thinking of titles for records, with some reason behind them, and she just came out with the word, which she thought was a good word, a hard word, and since then we've sort of attached loads of meaning to it.


Emma Anderson


#attached #behind #came #good #hard

The bark on the tree was just a little softer.


Louis Sachar


#character #friendship #punishment #friendship

I want to merge a Phoenix with a Camel to create the world's first everlasting cigarette. It'll be a cigarette that rises from its own ashes, so you can keep smoking it indefinitely.


Jarod Kintz


#cigarette #everlasting #funny #humor #immortality

I'm going to take a shower," I said and prepared for the comment I knew was coming. "You know what they say, conserve water and shower with a friend.


Chelsea M. Cameron


#funny #hunter-zaccadelli #my-favorite-mistake #shower #taylor-and-hunter

Tod crossed his arms over his snug white T-shirt, silently giving me the floor. Fortunately, I was prepared. "Sabine ambushed me in the hall this morning and gave me a lecture on sex." Tod's brow's rose halfway to his hairline. "I hope you took notes...


Rachel Vincent


#kaylee-cavanaugh #notes #sabine-campbell #tod-hudson #funny

What on earth would I do if four bears came into my camp? Why, I would die of course. Literally shit myself lifeless.


Bill Bryson


#attack #bear #camp #camping #funny

Don't you want to know what cookies is a code word for?" "No! Good God, no!


Jennifer L. Armentrout


#cam #code-word #cookie #cookies #funny

Why me?" I blurted out, and then closed my eyes briefly. "Okay. Don't answer that." The food arrived just then一thank God一and the conversation was deterred...for about two minutes. "I'm going to answer that question," Cam said, peering at me through his lashes. I wanted to face-plant my stuffed chicken. "You don't have to." "No, I think I do.


Jennifer L. Armentrout


#cam #funny #j-lynn #jennifer-l-armentrout #wait-for-you

Are you Darah, Renee or Taylor? You look like a Taylor to me," he said, looking me up and down. I wasn't at my best, considering I was dressed for moving heavy objects in a blue UMaine t-shirt and black soccer shorts, and I had my light brown hair in a haphazard bun against the back of my neck. His eyes raked up and down twice, and for some reason the way he assessed me made me blush and want to kick him in the balls at the same time. "There must be a mistake," I said. He adjusted his bag on his shoulder. "That's a creative name. What do you shorten it to? Missy?


Chelsea M. Cameron


#funny #hunter-zaccadelli #missy #my-favorite-mistake #taylor-and-hunter

The problem with winter sports is that -- follow me closely here -- they generally take place in winter.


Dave Barry


#humor #ice-fishing #ice-skating #skiing #snow-camping






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