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All Americans need a sense of place. That's what makes our physical surroundings worth caring about.


Ed McMahon


#all americans #caring #makes #need #our

The Republicans are coming - make nice.


Ed Koch


#make #nice #republicans

Have you ever wondered why Republicans are so interested in encouraging people to volunteer in their communities? It’s because volunteers work for no pay. Republicans have been trying to get people to work for no pay for a long time.


George Carlin


#republicans #political

He showed the words “chocolate cake” to a group of Americans and recorded their word associations. “Guilt” was the top response. If that strikes you as unexceptional, consider the response of French eaters to the same prompt: “celebration.


Michael Pollan


#chocolate #chocolate-cake #connotations #food #french

I don't care what you Yanks say, cheese should not whiz.


Janette Rallison


#cheese-whiz #food #humor #leprechaun #food

Senator John Kyle claiming that over 90 percent of what Planned Parenthood does is abortion. Stephen Colbert: Over 90 percent, that is unbelievable...in that it is not true. Only 3 percent of what Planned Parenthood does is abortion. Kyle just rounded it up to the nearest 90.


Stephen Colbert


#gop #humor #politics #republicans #humor

But they're already singing our praises!" "They are Americans. They toot their horns for anything.


Scott Westerfeld


#enthusiasm #humor #humor

American long for a closed society in which everything can be bought, where laborers are either hidden away or dressed up as nonhumans, so as not to be disconcerting. This place is called Disney World


Adam Gopnik


#disney-world #humor #humor

What flaw could you possibly find in his appearance?" "His posture," Hannah muttered. "What about it?" "He slouches." "He's an American. They all slouch. The weight of their wallets drags them over.


Lisa Kleypas


#humor #posture #wallets #humor

I came from a disadvantaged home. They were Republicans.


Paul Tsongas


#politics #republicans #humor






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