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Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.


Robert A. Heinlein


#cats #dogs #get #idea #men

It's up to the artist to use language that can be understood, not hide it in some private code. Most of these jokers don't even want to use language you and I know or can learn . . . they would rather sneer at us and be smug, because we 'fail' to see what they are driving at. If indeed they are driving at anything--obscurity is usually the refuge of incompetence.


Robert A. Heinlein


#art #clarity #communication #writing #art

No one believes you’re serious until bodies start to fall. -Vlad


Jeaniene Frost


#cat #humor #night-huntress #vlad #humor

To err is human, to purr is feline.


Robert Byrne


#err #error #feline #human #humor

Silence isn't golden and it surely doesn't mean consent, so start practicing the art of communication.


T.D. Jakes


#inspirational-life #inspirational-quotes #quotes-i-love #quotes-that-make-sense #silence

Lucifer's bouncing balls, Kitten, not again!" Uh-oh. I squirmed, instinctively also trying to block Tony's body from his view. As if that made him any less dead. "She was going to stab you," I said in my defense. "Look in her hand!" He was looking at the ground near my feet instead. "Him, too?" I nodded, sheepish. "He jumped me." Bones just stared. "You're not a woman," he said finally. "You're the Grim Reaper with red hair!


Jeaniene Frost


#humor #humor

I realize that some of you may have come in hopes of hearing tips on how to become a professional writer. I say to you, "If you really want to hurt your parents, and you don't have the nerve to be a homosexual, the least you can do is go into the arts. But do not use semicolons. They are transvestite hermaphrodites, standing for absolutely nothing. All they do is show you've been to college.


Kurt Vonnegut


#education #hurt #writers-on-writing #art

I flung open the door. I got a momentary flash of about a hundred and fifteen cats of all sizes and colours scrapping in the middle of the room, and then they all shot past me with a rush and out of the front door; and all that was left of the mobscene was the head of a whacking big fish, lying on the carpet and staring up at me in a rather austere sort of way, as if it wanted a written explanation and apology.


P.G. Wodehouse


#fish #humor #humor

Who knows what goes on in the mind of a cat?


Julie Kagawa


#fairies #humor #humor

George,” said Fred, “I think we’ve outgrown full-time education.” “Yeah, I’ve been feeling that way myself,” said George lightly.


J.K. Rowling


#twins #weasley #education






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