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I looked out the window and saw the street and railroad tracks, the woods beyond. Beyond the woods, the county of which they were a part. And so on, until it all dissolved into the larger thing: my mother's house becoming every other house as I once had seen it, sitting atop the southern end of a broad river valley, close enough to the the mountains that every few years a scared black bear would wander down into the remaining forest, and close enough to the ocean that those early English settlers took it as the farthest point they'd go upstream, the geology of the place preventing them from having any choice other than the one wherein they said, "We are lost; therefore we will call this home." And close enough that as a child I had been teased by older kids who said if I only tried hard enough I would smell salt water, and I, believing, stood among the light poles and the gulls in the parking lots of A&Ps and cried when I knew that it was true despite the fact that they had meant to lie, as children sometimes do. ↗


— Kevin Powers


#truth #home

Then I probably fainted. The woman at the registration desk managed to put on a sympathetic expression afterward, as if she wanted to ask, "What are you going to do now?" I told her not to worry, I was really leaving, I was going home. But go home where? Without my children I no longer had a home. ↗


— Barbara Honigmann


#home #home

I know I was writing stories when I was five. I don't know what I did before that. Just loafed, I suppose. ↗


— P.G. Wodehouse


#humor #writing #humor

Casey doesn't trust him." "Casey doesn't trust anyone," I replied. "He's paranoid like that. I mean, come on, he's a werewolf who installed a nanny cam in his kids' room." I pointed my spoon at Ali for emphasis. "A nanny cam. ↗


— Jennifer Lynn Barnes


#humor #over-protectiveness #humor

My dad had once told me, crimson-red deep in “the talk,” that with sons, all he had to worry about was one penis, but with a daughter, he had to worry about everyone else’s. ↗


— Nicole Williams


#parents-and-children #the-sex-talk #humor

I like all my children, even the squat and ugly ones. ↗


— Howard Nemerov


#even #i #like #ones #squat

Children in the abstract, had never appealed to me. They seemed to be loud creatures, often dripping some form of goo. ↗


— Stephenie Meyer


#humor #humor

Good call, Bob. ↗


— Jan Thomas


#humor #humor

The culture without children is forever immature, self-obsessed and rightous. They cannot help the high opinion they have of themselves; there's no kids around to show them otherwise. ↗


— James Wilson


#humor #humor

I don't remember who said this, but there really are places in the heart you don't even know exist until you love a child. ↗


— Anne Lamott


#love #parenting #love






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