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There’s a huge difference for taking responsibility for one’s actions, and taking credit, and in this scenario I think we need to give credit where credit is due. I won’t take responsibility for my teacher’s drinking problem, but I will take credit for it.


Benjamin Tomes


#school #upcoming #v #home

Over the past couple of months, Chantel had become a pro at leading book discussions and inventing fun games and trivia questions that all related to that particular month's book selection. Although, last month's theme, dystopian and the book selection "Matched" by Allie Condie, had the retirement home director a little concerned when everyone wanted to stop taking their medications. Not... a good... thing!


JoJo Sutis


#chantel-s-choice #humor #jojo-sutis #matched #teen-fiction

I can't go back to yesterday because I was a different person then.


Lewis Carroll


#humor #inspirational #philosophy-of-life #psychological #humor

[T]here is no such thing as a homosexual or a heterosexual person. There are only homo- or heterosexual acts. Most people are a mixture of impulses if not practices, and what anyone does with a willing partner is of no social or cosmic significance.


Gore Vidal


#home

CONJUGATE THIS: I cut class, you cut class, he, she, it cuts class. We cut class, they cut class. We all cut class. I cannot say this in Spanish because I did not go to Spanish today. Gracias a dios. Hasta luego.


Laurie Halse Anderson


#humor #school #spanish #humor

You can drag my body to school but my spirit refuses to go.


Bill Watterson


#school #humor

Housework can kill you if done right.


Erma Bombeck


#housekeeping #humor #humor

Yes!" Narissus unslung his bow and grabbed an arrow from his dusty quiver. "The first one who get that bronze, I will like you almost as much as I like me. I might even kiss you, right after I kiss my reflection!" "Oh my gods!" the nymphs squealed.


Rick Riordan


#bronze #echo #hazel-levesque #humor #leo-valdez

normal person's weekly chore list: 1. clean kitchen. 2. clean bathroom. 3. clean entire rest of domicile. cleaning impaired person's weekly chore list: 1. don't get peanut butter on sheets.


Dave Barry


#cleaning #humor #slobs #humor

Just don't take any class where you have to read BEOWULF.


Woody Allen


#humor #school #humor






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