#ck

It's no longer a question of staying healthy. It's a question of finding a sickness you like. ↗

— Jackie Mason

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#healthy #like #longer #question #sickness

If an Englishman gets run down by a truck he apologizes to the truck. ↗

— Jackie Mason

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#englishman #gets #run #truck

I'm just one of the lucky people. I have no other reason for my longevity. ↗

— Johnny Mathis

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#just #just one #longevity #lucky #other