#clones

You can’t be the best all the time. But that’s what clones are for—to be you while you sleep. ↗

— Jarod Kintz

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#sleep #change

I want to drown in all the ink used to write positive things about my clone and how great he is. ↗

— Jarod Kintz

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#clones #funny #greatness #humor #ink

When I see a poor person I think of me, and then I think, maybe I should pay my clones for all the work they do for me. Then I think, nah, they’re only slaves. Through my clones, I am a slave to myself.
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— Jarod Kintz

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#clones #funny #humor #poor #slaves