#cockroaches

What the New Yorker calls home would seem like a couple of closets to most Americans, yet he manages not only to live there but also to grow trees and cockroaches right on the premises. ↗

— Russell Baker

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I'm convinced my cockroaches have military training, I set off a roach bomb - they diffused it. ↗

— Jay London

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