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And you know what happened next in my dream? Dick Cheney and I said the same thing at the same time: "Well, we had a Cold War to win." And then I screamed at him: "I KNEW you would say that! You ALWAYS say that!" But then, since Cheney and I made the same remark at the same time, I realized he owed me a Coke. So I said, "Jinx! You owe me a Coke!" And Vice-President Dick Cheney smiled sheepishly. *Shudder*... I don't even DRINK coke. I tastes like robot sweat. ↗


— David Rees


#cold-war #david-rees #dick-cheney #jinx #robot

A simple kiss is sweeter than any colorful dream. ↗


— M.F. Moonzajer


#dream #kiss #dreams

The cattle crouched round them in soft shadowy clumps, placidly munching, and dreaming with wide-open eyes. The narrow zone of colour created by the firelight was like the planet Earth - a little freak of brightness in a universe of impenetrable shadows ↗


— Hope Mirrlees


#cows #dreaming #impenetrable-shadows #planet-earth #the-universe

The house burned in the fire. Her house. Her prison of lies and of denial. Her American dream turned nightmare.”~Unbreakable Heart ↗


— Kimberly Kinrade


#poetry #dreams

Screw technicolor, red, and foreign languages. I dream in status updates. ↗


— Fierce Dolan


#dreams #foreign-language #status-updates #technicolor #dreams

A lonely person on a college campus is never more than a few minutes and a bad decision from company. ↗


— Thomm Quackenbush


#college #lonely #dreams

College is a blossoming new world of genital opportunity. ↗


— Thomm Quackenbush


#genital #dreams

It is such a supreme folly to believe that nuclear weapons are deadly only if they're used. The fact that they exist at all, their presence in our lives, will wreak more havoc than we can begin to fathom. Nuclear weapons pervade our thinking. Control our behavior. Administer our societies. Inform our dreams. They bury themselves like meat hooks deep in the base of our brains. They are purveyors of madness. They are the ultimate colonizer. Whiter than any white man that ever lived. The very heart of whiteness. ↗


— Arundhati Roy


#colonizer #danger #fear #folly #humanity

They're so cold, these scholars! May lightning strike their food so that their mouths learn how to eat fire! ↗


— Friedrich Nietzsche


#education #elitism #higher-education #scholars #scholarship

Usually when you ask somebody in college why they are there, they'll tell you it's to get an education. The truth of it is, they are there to get the degree so that they can get ahead in the rat race. Too many college radicals are two-timing punks. The only reason you should be in college is to destroy it. ↗


— Abbie Hoffman


#education






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