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Paranoia is just a heightened state of awareness. I didn't say it, but I repeat it often enough.


Gerald Everett Jones


#humor #humor

She had a voice so husky it could have pulled a dogsled, and the gun she was holding gave me a bad case of barrel envy.


Patrick Major Dallas OR


#dogs #gun #humor #husky #metaphor

Adieu, Lord Dain,” she answered without turning her head. “Have a pleasant evening with your cows.” Cows? She was merely trying to provoke him, Dain told himself. The remark was a pathetic attempt at a setdown. To take offense was to admit he’d felt the sting. He told himself to laugh and return to his… cows.


Loretta Chase


#humor #jessica-trent #humor

The reason people use a crucifix against vampires is that vampires are allergic to bull shit.


Richard Pryor


#richard-pryor #stand-up-comedy #vampires #humor

Wikkity, every time you punch a ninja…an angel gets its wings


Eric Anderson


#humor

I knew that most people would consider us too young to talk about lifelong commitments or marriage, but I couldn’t imagine taking her to bed without that promise. Even if it meant never being with her, I didn’t want to have one desperate, hurried, hidden night. I wanted to put a ring on her finger. I wanted a future—or nothing. I knew, in her heart, that she would want that, too


Beth Fantaskey


#marriage #young #imagination

The vast majority of us imagine ourselves as like literature people or math people. But the truth is that the massive processor known as the human brain is neither a literature organ or a math organ. It is both and more.


John Green


#comparison #literature #math #imagination

It's not at all hard to understand a person; it's only hard to listen without bias.


Criss Jami


#bias #compassion #comprehension #discernment #fear

These things...they are who you are. They brought you here. To this day. You didn't give me a chance to understand that ever the unattractive parts of you, the messy parts, were something I could accept.


Laura Dave


#love #past #love

When it comes to love, compassion, and other feelings of the heart, I am rich.


Muhammad Ali


#feelings #heart #love #wealth #life






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