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Whosoever holds this hammer, if he be worthy, shall possess the power of Thor.


Stan Lee


#graphic-novel #lee #marvel #mjolnirm #mythology

Damn it! I knew she was a monster! John! Amy! Listen! Guard your buttholes.


David Wong


#funny #hilarious #spiders #funny

All I wanted for Christmas was a New Years Eve party that I would never forget. Too bad I got too drunk to remember it.


Carroll Bryant


#funny #funny-humor #humor #humorous #funny

What goes up must come down. Which is why we invented Viagra, to make it stay up a little longer.


Carroll Bryant


#funny #humor #humorous #humorous-quote #funny

Look! A trickle of water running through some dirt! I'd say our afternoon just got booked solid!


Bill Watterson


#calvin-and-hobbes #comic #comic-strips #comics #hobbes

It struck Sophie that Comic-Con was something like a modern-day Brigadoon, a thriving city of a hundred and fifty thousand people that sprang up here in San Diego for less than a week every summer. People flocked to it from across the nation and around the world to populate it for its all-too-short existence, played their chosen roles, then dispersed back to their real homes as soon as the city disappeared. And the next summer, they'd do it all over again, forming a living history of their own in annual installments.


Matt Forbeck


#leverage #matt-forbeck #san-diego #sdcc #home

Kipling: Where's your sense of humor? Rebis: We're working on reconstructing it...


Grant Morrison


#humor #sardonic #humor

Oh yes, I'm at my happiest when I have a good idea and I'm drawing it well, and it comes out well and somebody laughs at it.


Charles M. Schulz


#humor #humor

Adults...struggle desperately with fiction, demanding constantly that it conform to the rules of everyday life. Adults foolishly demand to know how Superman can possibly fly, or how Batman can possibly run a multibillion-dollar business empire during the day and fight crime at night, when the answer is obvious even to the smallest child: because it's not real.


Grant Morrison


#batman #children #comics #fiction #literature

I'm a quite serious actor who doesn't mind being ridiculously comic.


Alan Rickman


#being #comic #i #mind #quite






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