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The same rightists who decades ago were shouting, 'Better dead than red!' are now often heard mumbling, 'Better red than eating hamburgers. ↗


— Slavoj Žižek


#capitalism #communism #conservatives #hamburgers #marxism

So what was in this building before historical materialism?' 'Before what?' 'You know, back then, under the old regime?' 'Oh. Under the old regime my master lived here.' 'A bourgeois?' 'You're a bourgeois yourself! He wasn't a bourgeois. He was a marshal of the nobility.' 'So he was a proletarian, then?' 'You're a proletarian yourself! I told you loud and clear, a marshal.' The conversation with the clever dvornik with a vague understanding of the class structure of society would have lasted god knows how long if the young man hadn't made a decisive move. ↗


— Ilya Ilf


#nobility

I'm never going to accomplish anything; that's perfectly clear to me. I'm never going to be famous. My name will never be writ large on the roster of Those Who Do Things. I don't do anything. Not one single thing. I used to bite my nails, but I don't even do that any more. ↗


— Dorothy Parker


#obscurity #the-new-yorker #accomplishments

Almost all people are hypnotics. The proper authority saw to it that the proper belief should be induced, and the people believed properly. ↗


— Charles Fort


#deception #fortean #hypnosis #manipulation #mind-control

Do not tell me that it is not God-like to get angry or go into a fit of rage. God himself when enraged will grasp a star and hurl it through the heavens. And at night, you can see bits of the star flashing through the sky, fallen apart merely by the shear force of which it was thrown. Know when He is angry and stay out of His way… And the same holds true for my grandson.” Yervant Yacoubian. ↗


— Keri Topouzian


#armenia #armenian #armenian-genocide #constantinople #genocide

The thing about real life is, when you do something stupid, it normally costs you. In books the heroes can make as many mistakes as they like. It doesn't matter what they do, because everything works out in the end. They'll beat the bad guys and put things right and everything ends up cool. In real life, vacuum cleaners kill spiders. If you cross a busy road without looking, you get whacked by a car. If you fall from a tree, you break some bones. Real life's nasty. It's cruel. It doesn't care about heroes and happy endings and the way things should be. In real life, bad things happen. People die. Fights are lost. Evil often wins. I just wanted to make that clear before I begun. ↗


— Darren Shan


#fiction #on-fiction #reality #business

rolf! what? are you really rolling on the floor laughing? well, please stay down there for a sec while I KICK YOUR ASS. ↗


— David Levithan


#acronyms #emoticons #humor #internet-slang #humor

Conscience is the inner voice that warns us somebody may be looking. ↗


— H.L. Mencken


#definitions #ethics #humor #humor

A word into the silence thrown always finds its echo somewhere where silence opens hidden lexicons. ↗


— Dejan Stojanovic


#echo #hidden #lexicon #lexicons #literature

If we can teach people about wildlife, they will be touched. Share my wildlife with me. Because humans want to save things that they love. ↗


— Steve Irwin


#wildlife-conservation #love






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