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Read through the most famous quotes by topic #cottage
I want to make pants out of tuna fish, to accompany my cottage cheese thighs. ↗
— Jarod Kintz
#fat #funny #pants #tuna-fish #funny
Cottage cheese, broken down into its simplest form, is milk that has been curdled to mimic the cellulite its consumption is meant to banish. ↗
— Elsie Love
#cottage-cheese #humor #quotes #love