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you're Shane, right?' He inched away from her and managed a quick nod as he twisted the rag he held in his fingers. 'Heidi sad you were willing to teach me how to ride.' Her expression shifted from entertained to confused, as if she was wondering why no one had mentioned he was a can or two shy of a six-pack. 'A horse,' he clarified, then wanted to kick himself. What else but a horse? Did he think she was here to learn to ride his mother's elephant? One corner of Annabelle's perfect, full mouth twitched. 'A horse would be good. You seem to have several.' He wanted to remind himself that he was usually fine around women. Smooth even. He was intelligent, funny and could, on occasion, be charming. Just not now, with his blood pumping and his brain doing nothing more than shouting "it's her, it's her" over and over again. Chemistry, he thought grimly. It could turn the smartest man into a drooling idiot. Here he was, proving the theory true.


Susan Mallery


#awkward-encounters #chemistry #shane #stupidity #funny

If you watch the news and don't like it, then this is your counter program to the news.


Jon Stewart


#like #news #program #then #watch

Economists often like startling theorems, results which seem to run counter to conventional wisdom.


Joseph Stiglitz


#conventional wisdom #counter #economists #like #often

I got tackled once in a movie theater. I was with my mom and brother, and then suddenly I got hit from behind and sort of sprawled out on the candy counter.


Scott Wolf


#brother #candy #counter #got #hit

...a sensual life is a ghostly existence where you live on the surface and your soul passes through everything, touching nothing ...


John Geddes


#sensual-life #soul #superficial #wise-words #life






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