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#couples

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Liz asked me the other day what I thought about twice baked potatoes. How the fuck should I know? Was I supposed to be thinking about twice baked potatoes all this time? Is this where I went wrong? Are grown men supposed to have an opinion about twice baked potatoes?


Tara Sivec


#futures-and-frosting #humor #marriage #tara-sivec #humor

He hugged her tight, mixing their tears to be bottled and fermented, so they could be drunk on each other when this was all over.


Pete Wentz


#heartache #love #sadness #tears #love

Ah, clear they see and true they say That one shall weep, and one shall stray


Dorothy Parker


#young-love #love

Don't ever say that, Fennrys," she said. "I don't ever want to hear you say that you don't deserve or you aren't worthy. You do. You are.


Lesley Livingston


#deserve #fenn #love #mason #starling

The last excuse that I'll claim, I was a boy who loved a woman like a little girl.


Ron Pope


#couples #heartbroken #love #relationships #love

Winter is much like unrequited love; cold and merciless.


Kellie Elmore


#love #relationships #romance #seasons #unrequited-love

You could start a fire with the heat between you two." "You're mistaking bitter animosity for heartfelt affection.


Michelle Hodkin


#humor #mara-dyer #ya #humor

You smell good," he whispered into my neck. He was warm against me. Instinctively, I arched back into him and smiled. "Really?" "Mmm-hmm. Delicious. Like bacon.


Michelle Hodkin


#humor #mara-dyer #noah-shaw #ya #humor

Trick.” I say a little louder. “Shhh, sleep baby.” He mumbles. I laugh and smack his arm. “Wake up. I can feel your morning wood.” This gets his attention and he sits up, taking me with him. The arms wrapped around my middle graze my breasts as he shifts up and a tingle shoots straight between my legs. “God, Caroline, I’m so...” He stops, probably realizing that he doesn't have morning wood, “I don't have...” He’s actually pretty cute all sleepy. He laughs. “I know but I couldn't figure out how else to get your attention.” I shrug.


K. Larsen


#humor-relationships #love-story #love






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