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George Lopez

Read through the most famous quotes from George Lopez

We are now the proud owners of a white boy. Now we have to shop in the caucasian isle and get sunscreen, mayonaise and mild salsa because the other ones really hawt!

— George Lopez


Eh, Whappaaaa!

— George Lopez


if you make waffles, throw out the first one.

— George Lopez


When things are bad, it's the best time to reinvent yourself.

— George Lopez

#best #best time #reinvent #things #time

David Letterman is the best late-night talk show host right now, hands down, and has been since he first took the desk.

— George Lopez

#best #david #david letterman #desk #down

I believe that there are certain things that could be taken care of that you don't need a strong political background in.

— George Lopez

#believe #care #certain #certain things #could

I can't pay her back, but what I can do is make her as happy as she thought I would when we first got married.

— George Lopez

#first #got #happy #her #i

I didn't come from a background where I saw a lot of loving couples. All my aunts and uncles were either split up or fighting all the time. The only healthy relationships I saw were on TV.

— George Lopez

#background #come #couples #either #fighting

I didn't want to be nobody, and that was the only way I could be somebody was to do stand-up.

— George Lopez

#i #nobody #only #somebody #stand-up

Whoever is my relative, I will not be nice to them.

— George Lopez

#be nice #i #nice #relative #them

About George Lopez

George Lopez Quotes

Did you know about George Lopez?

Lopez was a cast member and commentator for HBO’s hit sports show Inside the NFL for the 2003–2004 football season. Kirstie responded on Twitter "Don't worry about George's comments…just remember what happens to the big bad drunk woolf…falls in a boiling pot of vodka. He also claimed he had a physical altercation with Mencía over the alleged appropriation.

His stand-up comedy examines race and ethnic relations including Mexican American culture. He is mostly known for starring in his self-produced ABC sitcom George Lopez. He was the host of the late-night talk show Lopez Tonight on TBS until its cancellation on August 12 2011.

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