#cream

That was the best ice cream soda I ever tasted. ↗

— Lou Costello

#cream #ever #i #ice #ice cream

So I think it was a good thing It was a little surreal watching Leo scream 'I'm not going to die today!' with our music playing - that was the last thing on my mind when I wrote the song. ↗

— Jon Crosby

#die #going #good #good thing #i

They make Spy Kids, they make Scream, they make A Scary Movie. This doesn't do that, so it could be a very bad marriage. I'm trying to keep this potential nightmare quiet because we're just finishing editing. ↗

— Terry Gilliam

#because #could #editing #finishing #i

I have lunches with my girlfriends, who just turned 40, and some of those lunches, we're crying and screaming about our husbands, saying we want to leave them and run away. And then, other lunches, we're fine and love our husbands and are happy with our lives. ↗

— Leslie Mann

#away #crying #fine #girlfriends #happy

Every time you walk down the street people are screaming, 'You're fired!' ↗

— Donald Trump

#every #every time #fired #people #screaming

If you do this, you're going to have some heartaches from it. You're going to have people yelling at you or maybe screaming at you or criticizing you, but I think it's the best way to sell a superior chicken. ↗

— Frank Perdue

#best way #chicken #criticizing #going #i

Unfortunately, sometimes people don't hear you until you scream. ↗

— Stefanie Powers

#people #scream #sometimes #times people #unfortunately

When you're drowning, you don't say 'I would be incredibly pleased if someone would have the foresight to notice me drowning and come and help me,' you just scream. ↗

— John Lennon

#drowning #foresight #help #i #incredibly

Abby wouldn't want you to suffer because of some jerk that kidnapped her. She would want you to go on your trip so that she would have fun torturing you for not being a puddle on the ground with a box of tissues and an empty gallon of ice cream by your side. Then afterwards to hit you for thinking she was seriously hoping you would be doing that. ↗

— Ottilie Weber

#humor #ice-cream #kidnapping #sarcasm #family

If my love were a bagel, I’d put cream cheese on it. But it’s not a bagel, so I just put cheddar on top. Would you like to try a sample?
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— Jarod Kintz

#breakfast #cheddar #cheese #cream-cheese #love