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Obviously, losing a parent is very difficult. I miss my dad every day, but I know he would be proud to see me continuing to swim and going for another shot at the Olympics.


Eric Shanteau


#continuing #dad #day #difficult #every

Because I was starting out in my 20's. I wanted to do it on my own. I didn't want to use my dad or have people say I was using him.


Rosanne Cash


#dad #him #i #my own #out

I’m very close to my dad. He’s about six inches away right now and snoring in my ears.


Jarod Kintz


#family #funny #humor #relationships #family

When I was little I would think of ways to kill my daddy. I would figure out this or that way and run it down through my head until it got easy. The way I liked best was letting go a poisonous spider in his bed. It would bite him and he'd be dead and swollen up and I would shudder to find him so. Of course I would call the rescue squad and tell them to come quick something's the matter with my daddy. When they come in the house I'm all in a state of shock and just don't know how to act what with two colored boys heaving my dead daddy onto a roller cot. I just stand in the door and look like I'm shaking all over. But I did not kill my daddy. He drank his own self to death the year after the County moved me out. I heard how they found him shut up in the house dead and everything. Next thing I know he's in the ground and the house is rented out to a family of four. All I did was wish him dead real hard every now and then. All I can say for a fact that I am better off now than when he was alive.


Kaye Gibbons


#drunk #poisonous-spider #death

I want to be a dad. Sorry, I’m dyslexic. I meant to write dad.



Jarod Kintz


#dyslexia #family #funny #humor #family

I am somebody's son, and I know a guy I call "Dad." Those two things are unrelated.



Jarod Kintz


#family #father #funny #humor #related

The day my dad left my mom and I was the second saddest day of my life. The saddest day was the next day, when he returned home.



Jarod Kintz


#dad #family #funny #humor #life

When I used to do musical theatre, my dad refused to come backstage. He never wanted to see the props up close or the sets up close. He didn't want to see the magic.


Nia Vardalos


#close #come #dad #i #magic

Dads. It’s time to tell our kids that we love them. Constantly. It’s time to show our kids that we love them. Constantly. It’s time to take joy in their twenty-thousand daily questions and their inability to do things as quickly as we’d like. It’s time to take joy in their quirks and their ticks. It’s time to take joy in their facial expressions and their mispronounced words. It’s time to take joy in everything that our kids are.


Dan Pearce


#arguing #break #child #children #dads

Dads. Do you not realize that your child needs to feel your skin on his? Do you not realize the incredible and powerful bond that skin on skin contact with your daughter will give you? Do you not understand the permanent mental connections that are made when you stroke your son’s bare back or rub your daughter’s bare tummy while you tell bedtime stories? And if any idiot says anything about that being inappropriate, you’re gonna get kicked in the face, first by me, and then by every other good dad out there. Touching your child is your duty as a father.


Dan Pearce


#arguing #break #child #children #dads






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