#dark

An ordinary man can enjoy breakfasting on juice and rye bread. But when you are underfed, scorned, miserable or just plain bored, you don’t want to eat dull wholesome food. You want something a little more colourful, exciting, tastier, meatier and juicier. ↗

— R.S. Vern

#animated #cat-haee #cathaee #children-s-books #dark

Nothing can unman you like an un-man. ↗

— Chuck Hogan

#strain #unman #humor

You have to figure that there is something seriously wrong with somebody who wants to enter a profession that deals with whether people are screwing enough. Dealing with spirits, spooks, and demons almost seemed normal. ↗

— Tom Upton

#humor #psychiatry #young-adult #humor

I admire these phone hackers. I think they have a lot of patience. I can't even be bothered to check my OWN voicemails. ↗

— Andrew Lawrence

#humor

Love is a madness. Love is Failer - Durzo Blint ↗

— Brent Weeks

#fantasy #humor

My friend died doing what he loved ... Heroin. ↗

— Deanne Smith

#humor

He sits next to me, careful to avoid my hair that's splayed out around my head like blood. A bullet to the forehead, boom, blond waves everywhere. ↗

— Lauren DeStefano

#humor

Do I look like a shallow Summer girl to you?' She tossed her silver hair, offended. 'I’m a Winter Court royal. I kill silly Summer flowerlets with frost when I yawn. ↗

— Vicki Keire

#seasons #supernaturals #humor

And-he was ashamed to admit--he had been known to carry off the occasional roll of duct tape. That stuff could be used for everything. ↗

— Sharon Ashwood

#paranormal-romance #sharon-ashwood #the-dark-forgotten #unchained #humor

Drive-Thru McDonalds was more expensive than I thought...once you've hired the car... ↗

— Tim Key

#laugh #humor