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The right hand doesn’t know what the left is doing” is a phrase that refers to times when people ought to know, but don’t know, about something that is happening very close to them. For instance, you ought to know about the man who watches you when you sleep.


Lemony Snicket


#humor

Bomb', Reyes said, not bothering to look up. 'One of ours?' Maddox insisted... 'Hardly. I know better than to blow myself up,' Reyes sighed.


Gena Showalter


#reyes #humor

I got bored," he says. "Besides, you know what's creepier than walking around your dead brothers' apartment? Sitting alone in a hearse in front of his apartment.


Holly Black


#dark #friends #humor #humor

The rest of us can find happiness in misery.


Fall Out Boy


#humor

People are sheep. TV is the shepherd.


Jess C. Scott


#entertainment #herd-mentality #humor #hype #mainstream-media

Please, please be some sex-starved nutcase who wants to kidnap me and make me your love slave, I begged silently.


Cate Tiernan


#fun #humor

I needed a password eight characters long so I picked Snow White and the Seven Dwarves.


Nick Helm


#humor #humor

I felt the human disease that is ignorance suddenly leave my body. Just like that. Like a hot, desperate piss after a long car ride.


J.A. Redmerski


#humor #humor

Don't worry about it; only worry about how people like her breed.


Gasmaskman


#humor #sarcasm #witty #humor

Alice is fictional. This isn't.


Jess C. Scott


#dark-humor #group-think #groupthink #lady-gaga #mad-magazine






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