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No candidate dares to look for a new campaign model that could really enhance the democratic process. Instead we are left with the current one which makes our candidates look like hucksters.


Greta Van Susteren


#candidate #candidates #could #current #dares

I'm gonna do between 75 and 100 dates. A lot of it will be in Laughlin, Nevada; I'll be there for two weeks. And I'll work some casinos here and there, and the fair dates.


Mel Tillis


#casinos #dates #fair #gonna #here

I've been on so many blind dates I should get a free dog.


Whitney M. Young


#blind #dates #dog #free #get

I am not interested in being set up. I need to be ambushed, caught unawares, like some sort of feral love-jackal. I'm too self-conscious otherwise. I feel myself trying to be charming, and then I realize I’m obviously trying to be charming, and then I try to be even more charming to make up for the fake charm, and then I’ve basically turned into Liza Minnelli: I’m dancing in tights and sequins, begging you to love me. There’s a bowler and jazz hands and lots of teeth.


Gillian Flynn


#dating #dating

In New York, we had primary elections for mayor. To improve their chances, all five candidates changed their name to Rudy Giuliani.


Conan O'Brien


#chances #changed #elections #five #had

Is Romney a tea party candidate? I'd probably say that he's the least of the candidates running for president right now that would be considered a tea party candidate.


Tim Scott


#candidates #considered #i #least #now

Presidential candidates don't chew gum.


Theodore C. Sorensen


#chew #gum #presidential

I haven't got the slightest idea how to change people, but still I keep a long list of prospective candidates just in case I should ever figure it out.


David Sedaris


#case #change #ever #figure #got

I sound contemptuous, but I am not. I am interested--intrigued even--by the way time erases real lives, leaving only vague imprints. Blood and spirit fade away so that only names and dates remain.


Kate Morton


#history #life #names #people #spirits

Did I mention you're going to have to drive on our date?" I asked. "Cheap bastard.


Patrick Carman


#thirteen-days-to-midnight #dating






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