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#dates

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I think one ages and one dates. I tend to have a good deal of difficulty in liking some of the new poets.


James Laughlin


#dates #deal #difficulty #good #good deal

In New York, we had primary elections for mayor. To improve their chances, all five candidates changed their name to Rudy Giuliani.


Conan O'Brien


#chances #changed #elections #five #had

We tend to prefer candidates that don't talk about us one way in Scranton and another way in San Francisco.


Sarah Palin


#another #another way #candidates #francisco #prefer

Regarding the Hall of Fame, when they decided I was going to be one of the possible candidates, when I heard that, I was so thrilled. You're always hoping for something like that.


Gabriela Sabatini


#candidates #decided #fame #going #hall

Don't answer the door in a wedding dress and veil, he might not think you're joking.


Amy Sedaris


#jokes #relationships #romance #dating

I sound contemptuous, but I am not. I am interested--intrigued even--by the way time erases real lives, leaving only vague imprints. Blood and spirit fade away so that only names and dates remain.


Kate Morton


#history #life #names #people #spirits

Did I mention you're going to have to drive on our date?" I asked. "Cheap bastard.


Patrick Carman


#thirteen-days-to-midnight #dating

Dates are convenient hooks on which we can hang our memories of events. But history is all about people - people like you and me who did things to change the world.


Joan Lowery Nixon


#events #history #memories #people #change

The idea that you can merchandise candidates for high office like breakfast cereal - that you can gather votes like box tops - is, I think, the ultimate indignity to the democratic process.


Adlai E. Stevenson


#box #breakfast #breakfast cereal #candidates #cereal

You need a place just a click over middle range. Don’t want to go all-out first time, but you don’t want to run on the cheap either. You want atmosphere, but not stuffy. A nice established place.” “Bob, you’re going to give me an ulcer.” “This is all ammunition, Cart. All ammo. You want to be able to order a nice bottle of wine. Oh, and after dinner, if she says how she doesn’t want dessert, you suggest she pick one and you’ll split it. Women love that. Sharing dessert’s sexy. Do not go on and on about your job over dinner. Certain death. Get her to talk about hers, and what she likes to do. Then—” “Should I be writing this down?


Nora Roberts


#friends #friendships #humor #love #dating






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