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I'd hate to be a teetotaler. Imagine getting up in the morning and knowing that's as good as you're going to feel all day.


Dean Martin


#day #feel #getting #going #good

And my only rule being if when I wake in the morning I'm looking forward to the things that I have to do that day, then I'm on the right track.


Demetri Martin


#day #forward #i #looking #looking forward

I work for two years on a book and it comes out and two days later I've got my first e-mail: When is the next one coming out?


George R. R. Martin


#comes #coming #days #e-mail #first

I rise today in support of Bill C-38, the Civil Marriage Act. I rise in support of a Canada in which liberties are safeguarded, rights are protected and the people of this land are treated as equals under the law.


Paul Martin


#bill #canada #civil #equals #i

Life is an ordeal, albeit an exciting one, but I wouldn't trade it for the good old days of poverty and obscurity.


Jim Carrey


#days #exciting #good #good old days #i

I think religion is a bunch of hooey, and I think that the holidays are an opportunity for people to get stressed out, getting their rush to shop. It's so conformist.


Ricky Martin


#conformist #get #getting #holidays #i

We created a show and a scenario for college students where they can take what they learn in class every day and apply it to the real world.


Ross Martin


#class #college #college students #created #day

I realized that comedians of the day were operating on jokes and punch lines. The moment you say the punch line, the audience either laughs sincerely or they laugh automatically or they don't laugh. The thing that bothered me was that automatic laugh. I said, that's not real laughter.


Steve Martin


#automatic #automatically #bothered #comedians #day

I believe that Ronald Reagan will someday make this country what it once was... an arctic wilderness.


Steve Martin


#believe #country #i #i believe #i believe that

I was raised with 'Laurel and Hardy' and 'I Love Lucy' and Jerry Lewis, and I just loved it. And I had a friend in high school and we would just laugh all day and put on skits. You know, it's the Andy Kaufman thing or the Marty Short thing where you're performing in your bedroom for yourself.


Steve Martin


#andy #bedroom #day #friend #had






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