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The late hour is such a friend; it has been for so many years. There is not a soul around as I carry Riley downstairs and dump him in my trunk. It is good, for I am not in the mood to kill again, and murder, for me, is very much tied to my mood, like making love. Even when it is necessary.


Christopher Pike


#vampires #love

I never did give them hell. I just told the truth, and they thought it was hell.


Harry S. Truman


#inspirational #leaders #presidents #humor

Don't talk, Anderson. You lower the IQ of the entire street every time you open your mouth.


Sherlock Holmes


#humor #sherlock-holmes #watson #humor

I feel an almost overwhelming interest in the methods of daylight abduction employed by the modern youth.


Georgette Heyer


#humor #modern-youth #humor

I don't know about your true form, but the weight of your ego sure is pushing the crust of the earth toward the breaking point.


Jim Butcher


#ferro #harry-dresden #humor #sarcasm #humor

If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody come sit next to me.


Alice Roosevelt Longworth


#humor #slander #humor

Sometimes I forget how much I like riding the bike." Most chicks do," I said. "Roar of the engine and so on." Murphy's blue eyes glittered with annoyance and anticipation. "Pig. You really enjoy dropping all women together in the same demographic, don't you?" It's not my fault all women like motorcycles, Murph. They're basically huge vibrators. With wheels.


Jim Butcher


#humor #karrin-murphy #women #humor

Peter to Austin: "Hard-ons don't make you think less. They make you think stupid. Which makes me think you must have one 24/7.


Dani Alexander


#gay #glbt #humor #insults #mm

When life gives you lemons. . . You might as well shove 'em where the sun don't shine, because you sure as hell aren't ever going to see any lemonade.


Rob Thurman


#lemonade #lemons #nightlife #humor

I’m glad you think so. I’ve always considered my sense of humor to be largely underappreciated, so it’s nice to finally meet a fan.


Rachel Vincent


#humor






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