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Confidence is ignorance. If you're feeling cocky, it's because there's something you don't know.


Eoin Colfer


#humor #ignorance #knowledge #humor

They turned to Angel. "We will call you Little One," the leader said, obviously deciding to dispense with the whole confusing name thing. "Okay," said Angel agreeably. "I'll call you Guy in a White Lab Coat." He frowned. "That can be his Indian name," I suggested.


James Patterson


#humor #maximum-ride #humor

I don't mean to be rude—" he began, in a tone that threatened rudeness in every syllable. "Yet, sadly, accidental rudeness occurs alarmingly often," Dumbledore finished the sentence gravely.


J.K. Rowling


#rude #humor

Are you always a smartass?' Nope. Sometimes I'm asleep.


Jim Butcher


#impudence #sarcasm #smartass #humor

The first ten million years were the worst," said Marvin, "and the second ten million years, they were the worst too. The third ten million years I didn't enjoy at all. After that I went into a bit of a decline.


Douglas Adams


#h #humor

No good deed goes unpunished.


Clare Boothe Luce


#goes #good #good deed #unpunished

When someone loves you, the way they say your name is different. You know that your name is safe in their mouth.


Jess C. Scott


#emotion #friendship #honesty #imagination #individuality

livid, adj. Fuck You for cheating on me. Fuck you for reducing it to the word cheating. As if this were a card game, and you sneaked a look at my hand. Who came up with the term cheating, anyway? A cheater, I imagine. Someone who thought liar was too harsh. Someone who thought devastator was too emotional. The same person who thought, oops, he’d gotten caught with his hand in the cookie jar. Fuck you. This isn’t about slipping yourself an extra twenty dollars of Monopoly money. These are our lives. You went and broke our lives. You are so much worse than a cheater. You killed something. And you killed it when its back was turned.


David Levithan


#hate #infidelity #love #imagination

Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is a gift of God, which is why we call it the present.


Bil Keane


#inspirational #misattributed-eleanor-roosevelt #past #present #widely-misattributed

I had had some months of depression. Not serious enough to keep me from work. So, I guess you'd call that a mild depression.


Jane Pauley


#depression #enough #guess #had #i






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