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Eve talking to someone on her computer and having trouble with the language translator. ...."I have two like crimes. Your data and your input on Leclerk would be very helpful" Marie pursed her lips and humor danced in her eyes. "It says you would like to have sex with me. I don't think that is correct" "Oh, for Christ sake" Eve slammed a fist against the machine.....


J.D. Robb


#death

It's funny how despair can soon become an old companion


Jacqueline Carey


#funny

Alright, manly man,” he says. “Go prove that you’re a man.


Jessica Sorensen


#jessica-sorensen #kayden-and-seth #manly-man #funny

I try not to laugh at the fact that even when she’s drunk, she has a hard time saying it. “Where do you want me to take you?” She drops her head back against my chest. “You can just keep carrying me. It’s very relaxing.


Jessica Sorensen


#funny #jessica-sorensen #kayden-and-callie #funny

I'm going to take a shower," I said and prepared for the comment I knew was coming. "You know what they say, conserve water and shower with a friend.


Chelsea M. Cameron


#funny #hunter-zaccadelli #my-favorite-mistake #shower #taylor-and-hunter

It's funny, in a human kind of way, how we can convinces ourselves that we're in control at the very moment we are beginning to lose it.


William C. Moyers


#self-delusion #funny

(...) And who cares if you flash people your underwear, as long as you're kicking the crap out of them?" Lynn goes silent, like she recognizes that as a spark of brilliance but can't bring herself to admit it. "What's this about underwear?" Says Uriah, sidestepping a bunk. "Whatever it is, I'm in.


Veronica Roth


#insurgent #underwear #uriah #veronica-roth #funny

Sometimes I just think depression’s one way of coping with the world. Like, some people get drunk, some people do drugs, some people get depressed. Because there’s so much stuff out there that you have to do something to deal with it.


Ned Vizzini


#depression #funny

I dance because it makes me want to explode.


Bill Evans


#dance #explode #i #makes #me

And you'd think that killing people would make them like you, but it doesn't. It just- it just makes them dead.


Joe Walker (as Voldemort in AVPM)


#joe-walker #supermegafoxyawesomehot #totally-awesome #voldemort #wise-words






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