#diapers

One of the most important things to remember about infant care is: don't change diapers in midstream. ↗

— Don Marquis

#care #change #diapers #important #important things

I met Cynthia when I was 12, proposed at 16, became engaged at 17, married her at 19 and we had a baby when I was 20. If extra work could pay for a lot of diapers, that was for me. ↗

— Kent McCord

#became #could #cynthia #diapers #engaged

It's time for a 21st-century retirement age. If 40 is the new 20 and 50 is the new 30, why shouldn't 70 be the new 65? The last time Washington politicians tinkered ever so gingerly with the government-sanctioned retirement age, Ronald Reagan was in office and Generation X-ers were all in diapers. ↗

— Michelle Malkin

#diapers #ever #generation #generation x #last

Winning the green jacket is great - I can pay for all the diapers I'm going to have to get. ↗

— Bubba Watson

#get #going #great #green #i

With two little boys in diapers, I had to keep it simple if I were going to have a life at all. ↗

— Esther Williams

#going #had #i #keep #life

The real Michael Jackson that has not been seen... with children, one in diapers, the other two toddlers. ↗

— Geraldo Rivera

#children #diapers #jackson #michael #michael jackson

No one's raising children any more. To love a child, you've got to work for it. You have to change its diapers and feed it at night! ↗

— Lauren Hutton

#change #child #children #diapers #feed

I wish I knew what you were talking about," she returned. "Where's the pin?" "Pin?" "Yes. Pin. To fasten the diaper. The kid can't hold the thing up with two hands. ↗

— Emma Goldrick

#funny

But playing your music as loud as you want and coming home drunk aren't real life. Real life, it turns out, is diapers and lawnmowers, decks that need painting, a wife that needs to be listened to, kids that need to be taught right from wrong, a checkbook, an oil change, a sunset behind a mountain, laughter at a kitchen table, too much wine, a chipped tooth, and a screaming child. ↗

— Donald Miller

#diapers #family #marriage #real-life #sunset