#diapers

It's time for a 21st-century retirement age. If 40 is the new 20 and 50 is the new 30, why shouldn't 70 be the new 65? The last time Washington politicians tinkered ever so gingerly with the government-sanctioned retirement age, Ronald Reagan was in office and Generation X-ers were all in diapers. ↗

— Michelle Malkin

#diapers #ever #generation #generation x #last

Winning the green jacket is great - I can pay for all the diapers I'm going to have to get. ↗

— Bubba Watson

#get #going #great #green #i

If you were out of a job and your kid needed diapers and your husband just left you, you would be so confused. ↗

— Barbara Steele

#diapers #husband #job #just #kid

One of the most important things to remember about infant care is: don't change diapers in midstream. ↗

— Don Marquis

#care #change #diapers #important #important things

But playing your music as loud as you want and coming home drunk aren't real life. Real life, it turns out, is diapers and lawnmowers, decks that need painting, a wife that needs to be listened to, kids that need to be taught right from wrong, a checkbook, an oil change, a sunset behind a mountain, laughter at a kitchen table, too much wine, a chipped tooth, and a screaming child. ↗

— Donald Miller

#diapers #family #marriage #real-life #sunset

No one likes change but babies in diapers. ↗

— Barbara Johnson

#change #diapers #likes

Politicians and diapers should be changed frequently, and for the same reason. ↗

— Eça de Queirós

#politics #change

Heroes don't wear diapers. It's just not cool. ↗

— Felix Baumgartner

#diapers #heroes #just #wear

I'll tell you my routine - it's really exciting. I feed, I burp, I change diapers, I pump. And then I have a tiny window of time to myself. ↗