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Don Marquis

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Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough.


— Don Marquis


#anyone #enough #get #interesting #live

Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday


— Don Marquis


#procrastination #art

If you make people think they're thinking, they'll love you. If you actually make them think, they'll hate you.


— Don Marquis


#society #thinking #love

An optimist is a man who has never had much experience.


— Don Marquis


#optimism #optimist #experience

If a child shows himself to be incorrigible, he should be decently and quietly beheaded at the age of twelve, lest he grow to maturity, marry, and perpetuate his kind.


— Don Marquis


#humorous #incorrigible #age

Ideas pull the trigger, but instinct loads the gun.


— Don Marquis


#ideas #instinct #loads #pull #trigger

A hypocrite is a person who - but who isn't?


— Don Marquis


#person #who

An optimist is a guy that has never had much experience.


— Don Marquis


#guy #had #much #never #optimist

Publishing a volume of verse is like dropping a rose petal down the Grand Canyon and waiting for the echo.


— Don Marquis


#canyon #down #dropping #echo #grand

Fishing is a delusion entirely surrounded by liars in old clothes.


— Don Marquis


#delusion #entirely #fishing #liars #old






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Donald Robert Perry Marquis (/ˈmɑrkwɪs/ MAR-kwis; July 29 1878 in Walnut Illinois – December 29 1937 in New York City) was a humorist journalist and author. During his lifetime he was equally famous for creating another fictitious character "the Old Soak" who was the subject of two books a hit Broadway play (1922-23) a silent movie (1926) and a talkie (1937). He was variously a novelist poet newspaper columnist and playwright.

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