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Read through the most famous quotes by topic #dinner

I'll be busy for the next eight weeks, so let's set this for November 15th. MENU I want lamb or venison steak. Baked potatoes with honey butter. Corn on the cob. Rolls. And apple pie, like the one you made before. I really liked it. I want it with ice cream. You owe me one naked dinner, but I'm not a complete beast, so you can wear a bra and panties if you so wish. The blue ones with the bow will do. Curran, Beast Lord of Atlanta

Ilona Andrews

#food #ilona-andrews #kate-daniels #magic-strikes #naked-dinner

Theatres are curious places, magician's trick-boxes where the golden memories of dramtic triumphs linger like nostalgic ghosts, and where the unexplainable, the fantastic, the tragic, the comic and the absurd are routine occurences on and off the stage. Murders, mayhem, politcal intrigue, lucrative business, secret assignations, and of course, dinner.

E.A. Bucchianeri

#actors #dinner #drama #dramatic #fantastic

I saw something scary. It was a boy, asking me what I’m doing naked in his father’s fridge. Dinner party’s over.

Jarod Kintz

#dinner-party #dream #naked #scary #surreal

Dinner was served on mismatched plates with paper napkins and silverware that looked like it had been stolen from a school cafeteria. The spaghetti was from a box that was still poking out of the garbage pail, the sauce from a jar that was sitting beside the sink. I got the definite impression that he chose to make dinner because he couldn't afford to take me out.

Arlene Schindler

#dinner #take-out #womens-fiction #dating

Oh, Zoe Kazan - I'd move back to Brooklyn for her. She makes me happy with my life. Knowing her, being at her dinner table, going on a walk with her is the best of all possible worlds.

Michelle Williams

#being #best #brooklyn #dinner #dinner table

I’ve often thought of becoming a professional hat designer. I’d make hats with many feathers, hats that wake you up in the morning, hats that lay eggs, and, most importantly, hats that can be eaten for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.

Jarod Kintz

#dinner #feathers #funny-hats #lunch #strange

Question for your life: Let’s say we’re on a date, and I’m being all seductive by talking nonstop about such interesting topics as intergalactic nano armies and the precise elevation at which a really tall building becomes a skyscraper, how would you respond if I invited you back to my grandma’s house for a passionate night of love making?

Jarod Kintz

#dinner #flirtation #seduction #dating

Music with dinner is an insult both to the cook and the violinist.

Gilbert K. Chesterton

#cook #dinner #insult #music #violinist

Early on I set out to write the next Great American Novel, and then later on I set out the silverware and enjoyed my dinner in silence. 

Jarod Kintz

#dinner #eat #food #great-american-novel #silence

One consequential change is that people used to get most of their calories at breakfast and midday, with only the evening top-up at suppertime. Now those intakes are almost exactly reversed. Most of us consume the bulk--a sadly appropriate word here--of our calories in the evening and take them to bed with us, a practice that doesn't do any good at all.

Bill Bryson

#calories #dinner #food #lunch #mealtime

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