#divorce

I was married for 18 years to a woman who wanted me to get sober for all 18 years and I never did. She finally came to her senses and divorced me. ↗

— Danny Bonaduce

#did #divorced #finally #get #her

One reason people get divorced is that they run out of gift ideas. ↗

— Robert Byrne

#get #gift #ideas #out #people

I'm not saying that people should not divorce, but at the rate at which it happens here is sick. The kids, they suffer. I don't care what anyone says. ↗

— Eric Braeden

#care #divorce #happens #here #i

Divorce is one of the most financially traumatic things you can go through. Money spent on getting mad or getting even is money wasted. ↗

— Richard Wagner

#even #financially #getting #go #mad

Christ and The Church: If he were to apply for a divorce on the grounds of cruelty, adultery and desertion, he would probably get one. ↗

— Samuel Butler

#apply #christ #church #cruelty #desertion

When I was first divorced, I started dating younger women, and it was really exciting. But after a while I was like, 'This is just dumb.' ↗

— Louis C. K.

#dating #divorced #dumb #exciting #first

I was married at 16, a father at 17 and divorced at 18. ↗

— Placido Domingo

#father #i #married

If we had been less reliant on technology and the security that we enjoy in being divorced from what we used to know, maybe things would have turned out differently. ↗

— Heather Donahue

#being #differently #divorced #enjoy #had

I was so devastated by my second divorce that I had a nervous breakdown. ↗

— Jane Fonda

#devastated #divorce #had #i #nervous

She divorced me August 10 of 2000, but she never was able to completely get rid of me. Don't ask me why. ↗

— Jim Lampley

#ask #august #completely #divorced #get