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This,’ whispered the Doctor to Romana, ‘is going to be like trying to find a book about needles in a room full of books about haystacks.


Gareth Roberts


#douglas-adams #humor #humor

River Song: Right then. I have questions, but number one is this - what in the name of sanity have you got on your head? The Doctor: It's a fez. I wear a fez now. Fezzes are cool.


Steven Moffat


#eleventh-doctor #matt-smith #sanity

I asked my doctor for the best gift ever: Life. Still, he wouldn’t take one for me.


Jarod Kintz


#funny #humor #funny

In the words of the philosopher Scepturn, the founder of my profession: am I going to get paid for this?


Terry Pratchett


#humor #medicine #money #humor






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