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#driving

Read through the most famous quotes by topic #driving




Firstly the cars aren't too complicated. They have no traction control, for example, which means you can spin if you try too hard and damage your tires if you're not careful with your driving style.


Nigel Mansell


#cars #complicated #control #damage #driving

This morning, as I was driving to work, I mistook a big brown box on the side of the road for a deer. It was dark, and I swerved at the last second, and even though it wasn’t a deer, I still managed to nail that son of a bitch.


Jarod Kintz


#box #deer #driving #funny #humor

I started out by believing God for a newer car than the one I was driving. I started out believing God for a nicer apartment than I had. Then I moved up.


Jim Bakker


#believing #car #driving #god #had

I remember driving to North Carolina when I was a little girl in a snowstorm to get down to my mom's family in the Carolinas. There were chains on the car - it was the late sixties - and we were just singing in the car. Christmas carols.


Tori Amos


#carolina #carolinas #chains #christmas #down

I think a lot of nice things happen when you're driving, or when you're on a plane, or whatever. There's a certain freedom that comes along with motion.


Andrew Dost


#certain #comes #driving #freedom #happen

That's the conundrum of cartoon stripping, as opposed to political cartoons. When your anger is the driving force of your drawing hand, failure follows. The anger is OK, but it has to serve the interests of the heart, frankly.


Berkeley Breathed


#cartoon #cartoons #drawing #driving #driving force

And, these Islamic fundamentalists, these radical terrorists, these Middle Eastern monsters are committed to destroying the Jewish nation, driving her into the Mediterranean, conquering the world.


Jerry Falwell


#conquering #destroying #driving #eastern #fundamentalists

For Europe, the fall of Communism has to be taken into account, and the fact that in the fight against Communism the recovery of Europe's Christian roots was the driving force.


Rocco Buttiglione


#against #christian #communism #driving #driving force

Well, we won the war. You know what that means. In twenty years, we'll all be driving Iraqi cars.


Will Durst


#driving #iraqi #know #means #twenty

We would be driving down the street in a place like Zaire, now the Democratic Republic of Congo, and started to see, my gosh, the only people that have shoes are men. Why does that woman have a baby in her belly and one on her back, and she's carrying a huge load of bananas? You start to ask these questions.


Melinda Gates


#baby #back #bananas #belly #carrying






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