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I didn’t fire my gun. I gave it a promotion. 



Jarod Kintz


#dangerous #fire #firearm #gun #guns

When it came time for me to give my talk on the subject, I started off by drawing an outline of the cat and began to name the various muscles. The other students in the class interrupt me: "We *know* all that!" "Oh," I say, "you *do*? Then no *wonder* I can catch up with you so fast after you've had four years of biology." They had wasted all their time memorizing stuff like that, when it could be looked up in fifteen minutes.


Richard P. Feynman


#learning #physics #science #humor

It was one of those cases where you approve the broad, general principle of an idea but can't help being in a bit of a twitter at the prospect of putting it into practical effect. I explained this to Jeeves, and he said much the same thing had bothered Hamlet.


P.G. Wodehouse


#hamlet #hesitation #humor #jeeves #shakespeare

Jason felt humiliated and frustrated. Rejected by a rock.


Cinda Williams Chima


#humor #jason-haley #humor

Is it still considered a heartache when in fact, it's your entire body and soul that feel broken?


Jaf Liethers


#heartache #loneliness #love #quote #romance

And down I went to fetch my bride: But, Alice, you were ill at ease; This dress and that by turns you tried, Too fearful that you should not please. I loved you better for your fears, I knew you could not look but well; And dews, that would have fall'n in tears, I kiss'd away before they fell.


Alfred Tennyson


#dresses #fears #self-consciousness #tears #wedding

If I can’t see the bottom, I don’t know how much is left. Why does my love have to be so thick? I suppose because it keeps the engine of your heart running smooth.



Jarod Kintz


#engine #heart #love #oil #run

Nothing builds confidence like live ammo.


Tim Dorsey


#firearms #humor #humor

Knowing is not simply a material act, since the object that is known always conceals something beyond the empirical datum. All our knowledge, even the most simple, is always a minor miracle, since it can never be fully explained by the material instruments that we apply to it. In every truth there is something more than we would have expected, in the love that we receive there is always an element that surprises us.


Pope Benedict XVI


#learning #love #spirit #surprise #truth

she tried to stand up. It very nearly worked too … apart from the world spinning at great speed with some very pretty stars … then the ground leapt up and hit her quite hard, which was most unfair of it as she could not remember giving it any reason to … . Then the world went all fuzzy and she passed out.


Nicholas Reardon


#girls #humor #manga #reardon #humor






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