#ear

Well, you know, one lawyer says I'm the only witness and I'm not credible. Another lawyer says this witness - there's tons of evidence that's been available for years. ↗

— Patty Hearst

#available #been #credible #evidence #i

Boys wear their hearts on their sleeves. Even when they're trying to pull one over on you they're so transparent. Like men. ↗

— Patricia Heaton

#hearts #like #men #over #pull

I've learned to look like I'm listening to long confusing plots of cartoons and comic books when I'm actually sound asleep or making grocery shopping lists in my head. ↗

— Patricia Heaton

#asleep #books #cartoons #comic #comic books

To have gone through so much work to heal myself and have my mother not acknowledge in any way that she was sorry for what had happened to me, broke my heart. ↗

— Anne Heche

#any #broke #gone #had #happened

Children know from a remarkably early age that things are being kept from them, that grown-ups participate in a world of mysteries. ↗

— Anthony Hecht

#being #children #early #early age #grown-ups

Love is a hole in the heart. ↗

— Ben Hecht

#heart #hole #love is

Wearing a turtleneck is like being strangled by a really weak guy, all day. Wearing a backpack and a turtleneck is like a weak midget trying to bring you down. ↗

— Mitch Hedberg

#backpack #being #bring #day #down

I wear a necklace, cause I wanna know when I'm upside down. ↗

— Mitch Hedberg

#cause #down #i #know #necklace

I like to hold the microphone cord like this, I pinch it together, then I let it go, then you hear a whole bunch of jokes at once. ↗

— Mitch Hedberg

#cord #go #hear #hold #i

I'm not going chic, I swear. The geek endures. But, I mean, a snazzy cool suit looks good. ↗

— Jon Heder

#cool #endures #geek #going #good