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A brick could be used to say hi to Pink Floyd.
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— Jarod Kintz

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A brick could be used to dispel the very same lies that a blanket could be used to cover up. 
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— Jarod Kintz

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A blanket could be used to suffocate our secret desires. And what do I secretly desire? I desire suffocation, and that is why I must suffocate my desire. 
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— Jarod Kintz

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A blanket could be used to make you laugh, and a joke could be used to keep you warm inside.
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— Jarod Kintz

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Is there nowhere in an American house where one may be by one's self? ↗

— Edith Wharton

#solitude #age

A brick could be used as a deodorant deterrent. Just ask any stinky Congressman.
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— Jarod Kintz

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A brick could be renamed something clever and cute, like President, and repackaged and resold to a solid base of sheep consumers every four years. The sheeple will never even notice that every new model of brick is exactly like the last brick!
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— Jarod Kintz

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A brick could be used to make music. But why not use something more humane, like your armpit.
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— Jarod Kintz

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A brick could be used to locate the precise coordinates of the Masons. Just follow the bricks—and follow the money. 
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— Jarod Kintz

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I suspect there isn't an actor alive who was able to truthfully answer his family's questions after his first day's activity in his future profession. ↗

— Simone Signoret

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