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I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a guy nailed to two pieces of wood. ↗

— George Carlin

#guy #i #member #nailed #never

I recently went to a new doctor and noticed he was located in something called the Professional Building. I felt better right away. ↗

— George Carlin

#better #building #called #doctor #felt

One can never know for sure what a deserted area looks like. ↗

— George Carlin

#deserted #know #like #looks #never

I'm not concerned about all hell breaking loose, but that a PART of hell will break loose... it'll be much harder to detect. ↗

— George Carlin

#break #breaking #concerned #detect #harder

And I didn't, that's why my career was very short lived. ↗

— Kitty Carlisle

#i #lived #short #very #why

It never occurred to me that I looked like a movie star. ↗

— Kitty Carlisle

#like #looked #me #movie #movie star

The next thing that happened to me was that I, we, were living in Paris where I then grew up. ↗

— Kitty Carlisle

#happened #i #living #me #next

I am really only interested in new information, not freelance opinion. I don't really care what you think off the top of your head. ↗

— Tucker Carlson

#care #freelance #head #i #i am

A revolution is interesting insofar as it avoids like the plague the plague it promised to heal. ↗

— Daniel Berrigan

#heal #insofar #interesting #like #plague

The two things I was positive about in life were that I was going to be a teacher at a boarding school or an operative with the CIA posted abroad. I could write a book about all the things I was sure about. ↗

— Tucker Carlson

#abroad #boarding #boarding school #book #cia