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Read through the most famous quotes by topic #elderly

Some writing and production projects will be a great way to spend my elderly rock years.

Geddy Lee

#great #great way #production #projects #rock

We have a president who stole the presidency through family ties, arrogance and intimidation, employing Republican operatives to exercise the tactics of voter fraud by disenfranchising thousands of blacks, elderly Jews and other minorities.

Barbra Streisand

#blacks #elderly #employing #exercise #family

The way Misha tells it, he drove like a blind man, giving the car almost full independence to feel its way along, bumping off things, only giving the wheel a spin with the tips of this fingers when the situation verged on life threatening.

Nicole Krauss


‎You cannot correct an old person every time they say something offensive. You would never make it through Thanksgiving dinner!

Stephen Colbert

#humor #inappropriate-remarks #offensive-remarks #humor

I'm on the Internet. I stay informed. They let old people on the Internet, you know.

Stephen Emond

#humor #internet #humor

It was once said that the moral test of government is how that government treats those who are in the dawn of life, the children; those who are in the twilight of life, the elderly; and those who are in the shadows of life, the sick, the needy and the handicapped.

Hubert H. Humphrey

#dawn #elderly #government #handicapped #how

Or [take] the old cripple worried about choking on his vitamins or tripping if he tries to hobble over that wide crack in the sidewalk. He won’t be bound by mere experience - he renounces it all together as something confusing; the very moment it occurs, it’s forgotten entirely. The young today don’t really live. They take no pills to give their day structure…

Benson Bruno

#experience #funny #living-life-to-the-full #experience

He thought that the world would make more rapid progress without the burden of old people.

Gabriel Garcí­a Márquez


If I were mayor, I'd invite everyone to have free boat trips on the river and free balloon rides over the city. I'd let the elderly in residential homes wander free.

Jane Birkin

#boat #city #elderly #everyone #free

Let me be clear - I want all Louisiana citizens to have choice - including the elderly and persons with disabilities - and their families - who rely on the state for their care.

Kathleen Blanco

#choice #citizens #clear #disabilities #elderly

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