#electricity

It's like a woman's birthright to knit. It's primal. It's timeless. You don't need electricity to knit. You can do it with a candle, girls! ↗

— Tracey Ullman

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#candle #electricity #knit #like #need

Electricity is really just organized lightning. ↗

— George Carlin

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#electricity #just #lightning #organized #really

I am an expert of electricity. My father occupied the chair of applied electricity at the state prison. ↗

— W. C. Fields

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#applied #chair #electricity #expert #father