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Oh, the ignorance of us upon whom Providence did not sufficiently smile to permit us to be born in New England. ↗


— Horace Porter


#did #england #ignorance #new #new england

In the shower today I tried to think about the best advice I'd ever been given by another writer. There was something that someone said at my first Milford, about using style as a covering, but sooner or later you would have to walk naked down the street, that was useful... And then I remembered. It was Harlan Ellison about a decade ago. He said, "Hey. Gaiman. What's with the stubble? Every time I see you, you're stubbly. What is it? Some kind of English fashion statement?" "Not really." "Well? Don't they have razors in England for Chrissakes?" "If you must know, I don't like shaving because I have a really tough beard and sensitive skin. So by the time I've finished shaving I've usually scraped my face a bit. So I do it as little as possible." "Oh." He paused. "I've got that too. What you do is, you rub your stubble with hair conditioner. Leave it a couple of minutes, then wash it off. Then shave normally. Makes it really easy to shave. No scraping." I tried it. It works like a charm. Best advice from a writer I've ever received. ↗


— Neil Gaiman


#author #neil-gaiman #england

A generation of the unteachable is hanging upon us like a necklace of corpses. ↗


— George Orwell


#england #nobility #orwell #royalty #uk

In the month and a half since the Earl of Hargate’s fourth son had arrived in Egypt, he had broken twenty-three separate laws and been jailed nine times. For what Mr. Carsington had cost the (England) consulate in fines and bribes, Mr. Salt (His Majesty's consul general) might have dismantled and shipped to England one of the smaller temples on the island of Philae. He now knew exactly why Lord Hargate had sent his twenty-nine-year-old offspring to Egypt. It was not, as his lordship had written, “to assist the consul general in his services on behalf of the nation.” It was to saddle someone else with the responsibility and expense. ↗


— Loretta Chase


#mr-impossible #rupert #england

When you want something, all the Universe conspires to helping you achieve it." -- The Alchemist, Paulo Coelho Just ask.. ↗


— Victoria Aldridge Washuk


#historical-non-fiction #london-bombing #memoir #world-war- #historical-fiction

I'm William Wallace, and the rest of you will be spared. Go back to England and tell them... Scotland is free! ↗


— William Wallace


#england #free #go #i #rest

England is so defined, the class system, your education. I think what was unique about the Canterbury scene. ↗


— Kevin Ayers


#canterbury #class #defined #education #england

That science has long been neglected and declining in England, is not an opinion originating with me, but is shared by many, and has been expressed by higher authority than mine. ↗


— Charles Babbage


#been #declining #england #expressed #higher

Here in England we live at a slower pace, have more time to enjoy things - like good jazz. ↗


— Chris Barber


#enjoy #good #here #jazz #like

The history of England, who has always dealt most harshly with her vanquished foe in the few European wars in which she has taken part in modern times, gives us Germans an idea of the fate in store for us if defeated. ↗


— Bernhard von Bulow


#dealt #defeated #england #european #fate






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