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And then they were kissing. Something exploded within his chest burning away the tension and confusion and fear. Burning away the hurt of seconds earlier. For a moment it felt like nothing mattered anymore. Like nothing would matter ever again.


James Dashner


#love #teresa #thomas #love

They say sarcasm is the lowest form of wit," Valkyrie said. China glanced at her. "They've obviously never met me.


Derek Landy


#humor #sarcasm #skuldugerry-pleasant #wit #humor

I’m on a government watch list. But I’m not interested, because government watches only work twenty minutes out of every hour.



Jarod Kintz


#efficiency #entitled #entitlement #funny #government

Stairs," Valkyrie said, disappointed. "Not just ordinary stairs," Skulduggery told her as he led the way down. "Magic stairs." "Really?" "Oh, yes." She followed him into the darkness. "How are they magic?" "They just are." "In what way?" "In a magicky way." She glared at the back of his head. "They aren't magic at all, are they?" "Not really.


Derek Landy


#derek-landy #funny #humor #magic #skulduggery-pleasant

When a man plans, a woman laughs.


David Wong


#humour #men #paraphrased #plans #women

So quiet...it's like...all the sounds in the world...have been stopped...only you scent...in the deepest part of my heart...echoing...


Yuu Watase


#love #love

It's not that I want you to go, it's just that I don't want you to stay." - China Sorrows -


Derek Landy


#humor #landy #leaving #skuldugerry-pleasant #wanting

They were always like two people talking to each other in different languages. But she loved him so much, when he withdrew as he had now done, it was like the warm sun going down and leaving her in chilly twilight dews.


Margaret Mitchell


#love #love

There have been other girls. But they weren't her.


Jenny Han


#love #summer #love

Go out and ask her into the alley.” Clay looked at Jeremy as if he’d just been told to dance the rumba on a public thoroughfare. I bit back a laugh. “Just walk over to her and point at the alley. Maybe say…I don’t know…something like ‘fifty bucks.’ ” I looked at Jeremy. “Does that sound right? Fifty?” His brows shot up. “Why are you asking me?” “I wasn’t—I just meant, as a general…” I threw up my hands. “How am I supposed to know how much a hooker costs?


Kelley Armstrong


#humor #jeremy #humor






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