#eve

People have given me classified information, but always with the disclaimer 'This can never end up in a book.' And it never does. ↗

— David Baldacci

#book #classified #classified information #does #end

We should burn all libraries and allow to remain only that which everyone knows by heart. A beautiful age of the legend would then begin. ↗

— Hugo Ball

#allow #beautiful #begin #burn #everyone

Basically no, I mean I think that it's very easy to like I say, smoke a joint or even to wear a Chairman Mao button, or do a lot of these things with out knowing what's behind it, and what it really means. ↗

— Lester Bangs

#behind #button #chairman #chairman mao #easy

Whenever you have a tight situation and there's a close pitch, the umpire gets a squawk no matter how he calls it. ↗

— Red Barber

#close #gets #how #matter #pitch

Making cartoons means very hard work at every step of the way, but creating a successful cartoon character is the hardest work of all. ↗

— Joseph Barbera

#cartoon character #cartoons #character #creating #every

I have never met an ugly woman. ↗

— David Bailey

#met #never #ugly #woman

I was a terrible father. The most I ever did for my children was to teach them chess. At least they got that. ↗

— David Bailey

#children #did #ever #father #got

Everything else you grow out of, but you never recover from childhood. ↗

— Beryl Bainbridge

#else #everything #grow #never #out

Don't ever take a shower with a woman, because you'll probably end up proposing to her. ↗

— Scott Baio

#end #ever #her #probably #proposing

If I lived alone, Mom'd never sleep because she wouldn't know I was okay. ↗

— Scott Baio

#because #i #know #lived #mom