#ever

I've just done a commercial in the U.S. in which I talk about stocks, shares and bonds. Everyone is amazed. They ask me: 'You really know about that stuff or did you just learn it for the commercial?' I tell them I wouldn't do it unless I understood and had an interest. ↗

— Anna Kournikova

#amazed #ask #bonds #commercial #did

I wanted to be an English teacher. I wanted to do it for the corduroy jackets with patches on the side. When I got to college, as I was walking across campus one day, I ripped off a little flyer for this sketch-comedy group. It ended up being one of the greatest things I've ever done. ↗

— John Krasinski

#being #campus #college #day #done

I could never have imagined that firing 67 people on national television would actually make me more popular, especially with the younger generation. ↗

— Donald Trump

#could #especially #firing #generation #i

The first acting thing I ever did was my senior year I decided not to play a sport in the Spring and, in that Spring B.J. Novak who went to school with me, asked if I'd be in this show that was a parody of all the teachers in the school, 'sure!' That was the first acting thing I did. ↗

— John Krasinski

#asked #decided #did #ever #first

The perfect gadget would somehow allow me to fly. Isn't that what everybody wants? It would also cook a damn good microwave pizza. So while in flight you had something to eat - an in-flight meal. Where would I go? Well, nowadays, it would probably just take me to work a lot quicker. ↗

— John Krasinski

#also #cook #damn #eat #everybody

Trophies and medals have never meant much to me. I've had amazing experiences, which let you feel like you've accomplished something. ↗

— John Krasinski

#amazing #experiences #feel #had #i

You can't do anything to be funny. That's cringeworthy. If your humor comes out of a place of love every time, you don't make the joke bigger than you. The funniest comedians are in touch with their emotional level. ↗

— John Krasinski

#bigger #comedians #comes #emotional #emotional level

To me all men are equal: there are jackasses everywhere, and I have the same contempt for them all. ↗

— Karl Kraus

#equal #everywhere #i #me #men

A child learns to discard his ideals, whereas a grown-up never wears out his short pants. ↗

— Karl Kraus

#discard #grown-up #his #ideals #learns

There are people who can never forgive a beggar for their not having given him anything. ↗

— Karl Kraus

#beggar #forgive #given #having #him