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The only way to make sure that the Hand didn't get to you would have been to kill your brother. I could've done it, but I didn't. I just gave him some drugs." "You gave an addict in rehab drugs, and you want credit for it?" "Of course it sounds bad when you put it that way.


Ilona Andrews


#audrey #fate-s-edge #funny #ilona-andrews #kaldar

After this, I can't resist. "Between you, me, and the rest of us, Ted, it's starting to show. You'd better work out, or getting fat off Daddy might be harder to hide.


Cindy Martinusen-Coloma


#funny #funny

And I meant to tell you: that was a one-in-a-thousand shot." She raised her hand. "Don't." "It was awesome," George confirmed. "It really was," Jack said. "His head exploded.


Ilona Andrews


#fate-s-edge #funny #george #ilona-andrew #jack

Hello, Martin.


William Sleator


#fat-lady #funny #martin #funny

Fate is a funny thing, isn’t it?


Winna Efendi


#funny

We might not know we are seeking people who best enrich our lives, but somehow on a deep subconscious level we absolutely are. Whether the bond is temporary or permanent, whether it succeeds or fails, fate is simply a configuration of choices that combine with others to shape the relationships that surround us. We cannot choose our family, but we can choose our friends, and we sometimes, before we even meet them.


Simon Pegg


#fate #friendships #life #family

His client needs him, he says. Needs him? But isn’t he needed at home?


Beth Kephart


#home #home

There is, in the Army, a little known but very important activity appropriately called Fatigue. Fatigue, in the Army, is the very necessary cleaning and repairing of the aftermath of living. Any man who has ever owned a gun has known Fatigue, when, after fifteen minutes in the woods and perhaps three shots at an elusive squirrel, he has gone home to spend three-quarters of an hour cleaning up his piece so that it will be ready next time he goes to the woods. Any woman who has ever cooked a luscious meal and ladled it out in plates upon the table has known Fatigue, when, after the glorious meal is eaten, she repairs to the kitchen to wash the congealed gravy from the plates and the slick grease from the cooking pots so they will be ready to be used this evening, dirtied, and so washed again. It is the knowledge of the unendingness and of the repetitious uselessness, the do it up so it can be done again, that makes Fatigue fatigue.


James Jones


#chores #domesticity #fatigue #futility #repetition

When I was little I bragged about my firefighting father: my father would go to heaven, because if he went to hell he would put out all the fires


Jodi Picoult


#father #firefighting #heaven #hell #humor

Fate," Blue replied, glowering at her mother, "is a very weighty word to throw around before breakfast.


Maggie Stiefvater


#humor #humor






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