Aziz Ansari

Do It Under the Influence Yourself! That's what we're shooting for! Get drunk and make your dreams come true. ↗

— Aziz Ansari

#dreams #drunk #get #influence #make

One of the big things I miss about New York is not my friends so much; it's Shake Shack, the burger place. I miss Shake Shack. ↗

— Aziz Ansari

#big #big things #burger #friends #i

A lot of people my age think stand up sucks. ↗

— Aziz Ansari

#lot #people #stand #stand up #sucks

For the majority of the time, I may as well have been just a really tan white kid. You know, I may as well have just been, like, a fat kid. ↗

— Aziz Ansari

#fat #i #just #kid #know

I was 18 when I started. I was hanging out with some friends and they asked if I had tried stand-up before. I hadn't, but I thought: 'What the hell?' So I went to an open mic night, and I liked it. ↗

— Aziz Ansari

#before #friends #had #hadn #hanging

I was a dishwasher at one of those Japanese places that cook on your table. Not too fun. ↗

— Aziz Ansari

#dishwasher #fun #i #japanese #places

I'm kind of obsessed with food. I like to eat. ↗

— Aziz Ansari

#food #i #kind #like #obsessed

Like with Parks and Recreation, it's so much fun because the people writing it are funny and they're open and you just go in there and have a good time. It's pretty much the easiest job I've ever had. ↗

— Aziz Ansari

#easiest #ever #fun #funny #go